#maureen ponderosa

[cankersaurus]

They killed off Maureen because if she ever met Artemis they'd take over Philadelphia

[gh0stsh4rk]

Dennis fumbled a bad bitch 🐈‍⬛

[ch4rliew0rk]

Dennis Reynolds is not a serial killer. in fact, he has never killed a single person. all of his fantasies of kiling are his way of mentally reclaiming power from someone who he feels has taken it from him, and he says incriminating things to make people think that he is unfeeling and dangerous and convince them not to cross him. (edit: or help him.)

as he says, Maureen is the only woman who can break his "shell", his protection. he feels like he was weak around her, so he needs to make everyone think he killed her as a way to reestablish his power over her in their minds, and to override their memory of him when he was in a relationship with her.

ha fantasizes about killing the news reporter because she is the only woman who makes him nervous (powerless), and once her boobs are ruined (the part that had value to him) he realizes what she's 'done' to him and needs to take his power back.

he wants people to think that he's capable of murder, just to scare them into submission. he acts like he wanted to actually kill the waitress in Mac is a serial killer because he needs Dee to keep following his orders. he says he likes being considered a serial killer when he asks charlie if he's "methodical" because he's trying to get charlie to follow his obviously flawed 'say yes' advice. he tells Dee to 'think of the smell' because he is in an argument with her where he needs to feel superior. love is a head in a freezer because then they can't leave, they cant hurt him, he is in control.

but in the end, he doesn't have the strength to kill pop pop.

I know that it sounds like I'm overlooking hard evidence of things that the character himself has said, but Dennis is a liar. he hates himself, so he starves himself and hurts people to prove that he's a golden god. all he wants is a loving relationship, which he has, so he acts like he doesn't need Mac (or anyone else for that matter). he tells mac that he has no feelings, only to reveal seasons later that he has big feelings, but he can't be seen as loving, caring, (weak). so he presents the anthrax, when it was always just sugar.

[cosmicyam]

hello this is dennis reynolds' extremely clingy high school sweetheart, with dark hair and big downturned eyes, maureen ponderosa!!.....wait, who did you think i was talking about..?

[cowboycharmac]

ok heres the drawing i did for the front cover of the valentines zine btw :) maureen my belaureen <3

[egonkula]

maureen ponderosa they hate you for your dead tooth and cat sweaters, but they overlook your beautiful brown eyes and glue gun capabilities

[kkshowtunes]

The Scott Pilgrim relationship chart but with the IASIP characters

Inspo under the cut

[thrutheinferno]

happy halloween maureen girls!!!!

(let’s ignore how i posted this too early😅🧡)

@sunnyhalloweenzine

[someofitwastrue]

CATHERINE REITMAN AS MAUREEN PONDEROSA IN IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA

The Maureen Ponderosa Wedding Massacre (08.03)

[thegreatsurvey]

The Gang Saves Philly from Fat MacZilla.

11x14"

Acrylic, pencil, ink and alcohol ink on panel.

[otherkinotd]

Today's otherkin of the day is Maureen Ponderosa, a.k.a Bastet, who is catkin 🐱

[rhcenyra]

IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA ⇢ 11x07 | MCPOYLE VS PONDEROSA: THE TRIAL OF THE CENTURY

[harveydentures]

Dennis glossing over Maureen’s extreme trauma to fuck then cruelly ditch her only for Maureen to subvert the dynamic by blooming into someone every bit as dysfunctional as him in the aftermath. This doesn’t count as a straight ship I’m giving them honorary faggot status

[chilledmac]

macden had to get a new couch bc maureen's catgirl soul inhibited dennis and he scratched the furniture to ruins

[vicvinegarandhughhoney]

bill ponderosa's really having a rough time of it after his sister's death :/